Pocket Junk

So I asked Miranda if I could put my pocket junk in her purse.
She asked, "So you want to dump your junk in my trunk?" Lol

Friends with Benefits - Good Times... Drive Through

So Miranda and I are in the drive thru at good times and Miranda points to the sticker on the window that says they have a reward program called friends with benefits.

She says, "Is that because you put the meat between the buns?" lmfao