So Miranda asked me, "does this outfit make me look fat?" I responded, "No. That outfit fits you perfectly." She says, "I think I'm getting fat." I reply, "If you think you are getting fat, then we need to get you're ass on a treadmill and keep you away from the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's cause otherwise you aren't getting anywhere near the ding dong!"
Friday, April 27, 2012
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