I've never seen a $2,000,000 car before. Some people have way too much money.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
Ghostbusters!
This is the holy grail! This elusive machine has escaped me 4 times prior. I thought there was somethin' strange in the neighborhood.
"I ain't afraid a no ghost!"
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Pocket Junk
She asked, "So you want to dump your junk in my trunk?" Lol
Friends with Benefits - Good Times... Drive Through
So Miranda and I are in the drive thru at good times and Miranda points to the sticker on the window that says they have a reward program called friends with benefits.
She says, "Is that because you put the meat between the buns?" lmfao
Friday, April 27, 2012
Does this make me look fat?
So Miranda asked me, "does this outfit make me look fat?" I responded, "No. That outfit fits you perfectly." She says, "I think I'm getting fat." I reply, "If you think you are getting fat, then we need to get you're ass on a treadmill and keep you away from the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's cause otherwise you aren't getting anywhere near the ding dong!"
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Carpenters Union Protest outside my building
About 30 people are protesting against DSI paying unfair wages and a fringe benefits. Is that the equivalent of a reach around?
It looks like they found a bunch of illegal immigrants outside of Lowe's and Home Depot looking for work and told them they would pay them if they would walk around in a circle carrying signs and yell DSI.
Ryan
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Thursday, May 26, 2011
One Large Gummy Bear
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
A-Team
I pity the fool that don't recognize this vehicle. I wonder what they are doing at park meadows? I bet Mr. T is at Ben Bridge gettin some bling.
Raccoon
Can you eat raccoon? I know they make great hats! I picture a bunch of raccoons in a factory sitting in front of sewing machines stitching together fabric to make hats.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sky
The sky was peculiarly dark above and lighter closer to the horizon. Reminds me of those pictures when you start to get to space.
Ryan
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Boot lace odyssey
I am on a quest for a boot lace. I was thinking this morning, as I was tying my boots, that I needed to get some laces today. Then, SNAP! Yup, definitely going to need to get some laces today.
I set out to Park Meadows Mall where they sell everything clothes, including shoes. I started at Journey's where I bought my boots a year ago. They had a Dr. Martens repair kit with Polish and a bunch of other crap including one pair of round boot laces for $25. I determined that for this adventure to be successful I was to spend no more than ten bucks and they had to be black round boot laces.
Use this link http://rydogsmoblog.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html and scroll down to the beginning of today's blog that has the pic of Dillard's. Then scroll up to enjoy the adventure.
Ryan
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Don't be a dick, Dick's Sporting Goods
This is Jessica, my boot lace angel. You can almost here the Gregorian chant now. :) For $6.39 I got two pair of laces. That's count them, 1 2 3... four laces for under ten bucks. Who says musicians can't count.
Ryan
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Hot Topic
To the underbelly of hell. No round laces, but they hand out complimentary eye liner and razor blades.
Ryan
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Sketchers
This is the shoe laces selection. And not a single round lace. He tells me that Macy's is the only place in the mall that carries laces. Let's find out. I think I know the answer to this already.
Ryan
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