Saturday, January 26, 2013

Bugatti Veyron

I've never seen a $2,000,000 car before. Some people have way too much money.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Ghostbusters!

This is the holy grail! This elusive machine has escaped me 4 times prior. I thought there was somethin' strange in the neighborhood.

"I ain't afraid a no ghost!"

Fiat

It actually is a toy car.

Lotus Elise

Such a cool little car...

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Girlfriend Quote of the Day

I have too many friends that are gay. I can't keep 'em all straight.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Pocket Junk

So I asked Miranda if I could put my pocket junk in her purse.
She asked, "So you want to dump your junk in my trunk?" Lol

Friends with Benefits - Good Times... Drive Through

So Miranda and I are in the drive thru at good times and Miranda points to the sticker on the window that says they have a reward program called friends with benefits.

She says, "Is that because you put the meat between the buns?" lmfao

Friday, April 27, 2012

Does this make me look fat?

So Miranda asked me, "does this outfit make me look fat?" I responded, "No. That outfit fits you perfectly." She says, "I think I'm getting fat." I reply, "If you think you are getting fat, then we need to get you're ass on a treadmill and keep you away from the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's cause otherwise you aren't getting anywhere near the ding dong!"

2010 Corvette

LS9 Supercharger comes in at 710 HP!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Here's something you don't see everyday

A four car pile up in the McDonald's drive through. :)

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Carpenters Union Protest outside my building

About 30 people are protesting against DSI paying unfair wages and a fringe benefits. Is that the equivalent of a reach around?

It looks like they found a bunch of illegal immigrants outside of Lowe's and Home Depot looking for work and told them they would pay them if they would walk around in a circle carrying signs and yell DSI.

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

One Large Gummy Bear


This is definitely the largest gummy bear I have ever seen. It doesn't have the weight on it but it is 1200 calories!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

Coyote Pup

Coyote crossing the street this morning.

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Gay dog?

I guess animals can have pride too.

A-Team

I pity the fool that don't recognize this vehicle. I wonder what they are doing at park meadows? I bet Mr. T is at Ben Bridge gettin some bling.

Raccoon

Can you eat raccoon? I know they make great hats! I  picture a bunch of raccoons in a factory sitting in front of sewing machines stitching together fabric to make hats.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Sun Rays

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Sun Rays

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Double rainbow

Outside of slam bar

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Cool tree sculpture

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Miranda at Ren Fest

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Ren Fest

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Delorean

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Cobra

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Amazing sunset

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Beauty

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Top of the world

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Another poma shot

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Poma bar

And nothin' but bluebirds

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The valley

...of the I-70 corridor

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Range continued

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Range

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Sky

The sky was peculiarly dark above and lighter closer to the horizon. Reminds me of those pictures when you start to get to space.

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Bluebirds

Mountain range at the top of copper mountain

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Copper mountain - Jeff

I am just getting around to posting these pics. They are from March 16th.

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Signed drum head

Jeff won this auction at the show for $45.

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JET

@ the black sheep

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

250

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Toys

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Kawasaki

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250 ninja

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250 ninja

The new bike

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Boot lace odyssey

I am on a quest for a boot lace. I was thinking this morning, as I was tying my boots, that I needed to get some laces today. Then, SNAP! Yup, definitely going to need to get some laces today.

I set out to Park Meadows Mall where they sell everything clothes, including shoes. I started at Journey's where I bought my boots a year ago. They had a Dr. Martens repair kit with Polish and a bunch of other crap including one pair of round boot laces for $25. I determined that for this adventure to be successful I was to spend no more than ten bucks and they had to be black round boot laces.

Use this link http://rydogsmoblog.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html and scroll down to the beginning of today's blog that has the pic of Dillard's. Then scroll up to enjoy the adventure.

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Don't be a dick, Dick's Sporting Goods

This is Jessica, my boot lace angel. You can almost here the Gregorian chant now. :) For $6.39 I got two pair of laces. That's count them, 1 2 3... four laces for under ten bucks. Who says musicians can't count.

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Hot Topic

To the underbelly of hell. No round laces, but they hand out complimentary eye liner and razor blades.

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Macy's

Do you have laces? No laces. YOU LYING BASTARD SKETCHERS SALES GUY!

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Sketchers

This is the shoe laces selection. And not a single round lace. He tells me that Macy's is the only place in the mall that carries laces. Let's find out. I think I know the answer to this already.

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Zummies

This is like the eighth place with no lace. "Good luck dude!"

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Pac Sun

Nah dude!

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Buckle

No laces, sorry. :(

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The walking company

Does not carry laces at all. Need a shoe lace, buy a new shoe.

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Finish line shoe store

Carries flat and stretchy oval laces. So close, but stretchy won't work.

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Vans shoe store

Only carries big fat flat laces. No good for boots

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